Feudal Gaming

"Ruling the realm one abandoned campaign at a time."

⚔ By Invitation of the Council Only ⚔

In the year of our lord 2016, a band of wayward knights did gather beneath the Feudal banner — bound not by blood nor coin, but by a brotherhood most intimate. What transpires in the castle walls, as they say, stays in the castle walls.

Together they have conquested across many realms: the grand courts of Paradox, the pixelated wilds of Gielinor, and countless territories since forgotten. Through long nights in close quarters, their bonds have been forged in ways the church would rather not document. They leave naught but abandoned campaigns and unread patch notes in their wake.

The Council stands as six pillars of varying structural integrity — some more impressive than others. Membership is extended solely by invitation of the Council, who shall deliberate your worth over a round of RuneScape they will inevitably quit. The examination process is entirely professional and involves no funny business whatsoever.

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AnneFrank

The Beloved · Keeper of the Diary

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Ayden Pride

The Fabulous · Knight of the Rainbow Guard

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Flavortown Ethnostate

Grand Duke of Spice · Architect of the Ethnostate

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Quarkman

The Infinitesimally Small · Grand Archmage

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Unkshine

The Luminous · Duke of Radiance

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XXXXXXXXXL

The Well-Endowed · Lord of Considerable Proportions

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Paradox Grand Strategy

Crusader Kings · EU4 · Victoria · HOI4. We have committed war crimes in at least four different centuries.

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RuneScape

Old School & RS3. Thousands of hours collectively wasted. Zero max capes between us.

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Whatever, Really

We have the attention span of a golden retriever. If it's out, we've probably started it and quit.